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You see this house here?

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There?

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The bloke that used to live in there,
right,

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kept hearing strange noises
coming out of his attic at night.

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And he'd go to the fridge

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and find that food was missing
from the fridge.

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So he thought, "I'm just going to go up to
the attic and check this out."

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And he found an entire family
of Peruvian panpipe buskers

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just living up there.

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And he thought,
"I'm just going to leave them to it,

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"cos they're not really
doing me any harm."

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And then, a few years later,
he thought,

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"Well, I'll just go up to the attic
to check on them.

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"See if they're all right."

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And it turned out they'd all died
of asbestos poisoning.

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Yeah, he doesn't live
here any more.

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He lives in Stroud,
cos it's closer to his work.

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- Loads has happened

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- since you've last been here.
- You missed so much.

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- You missed the duck race.
- The duck race.

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- Absolutely fucked it.

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Fucking hell.

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Kurtan's got a new girlfriend,
ain't you?

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Yeah, I have, actually.

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Called Sophie Elizabeth Huxley.

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But I call her Soph.

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Yeah, and she also lets me call her Soph
as well, doesn't she?

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Yeah, she does.

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Well, I was on Tinder for a bit.

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But I wasn't getting any matches, so...

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You didn't get one match.

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- Yeah.
- Not one match.

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That's only cos no-one
round here is on Tinder,

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so, you know, I had to keep setting
my radius further and further and further,

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then the radius got to France,

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and it just got silly by the end,
you know?

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I can't afford to be going back
and forth on the Chunnel

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every other weekend to take
some French frog out bowling.

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- No way.

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So, then, one evening,
I was on Facebook and it popped up,

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"People you might know."

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Yeah, so he messaged every girl on there,
saying,

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"Hey, what is your spirit animal?"

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Icebreaker.

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Icebreaker.

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And then Soph was actually
the first one to reply,

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saying, "Giraffe. What about you?"

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And I said, "Whatever animal
has sex with a giraffe."

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- And she found it a laugh.
- Yeah.

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A lot of girls don't find that a laugh,
though,

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especially if their spirit animal

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- was a hamster or their dead nan.
- Yeah.

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I just decided to sack off college
altogether in the end,

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especially now I got Soph.
To be honest,

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didn't really want to go
in the first place,

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but the vicar was just trying
to push me into it.

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Basically, just trying
to live his dream through me.

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Anyway, he's latched onto Kerry now,

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and he's leeching the life out of her.

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She can't see how toxic he is.

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So, the trick is to just
get the trowel in like that.

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It's been an interesting few months,
actually.

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I've been spending a lot more time
with Kerry,

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which is great.

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She's come on leaps and bounds,
with regard to her outlook on life.

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Who been nicking
after them runners?

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They're absolutely fucked.

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- Sorry for saying...
- Kerry...

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Cos I've changed massively
since you've been here last.

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Cos I've reformed myself.

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Cos I've been hanging out
with the vicar, and that,

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and he's sort of taught me
the way of the world.

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Like, how to be kind to others

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and treat people
the way I always want to be treated.

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- This is marvellous.

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Some people will always
be scared of me,

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and I can't change that,
no matter how nice I am.

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But there's a balance to be had between
being nice and being feared.

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Like, Dr Barnardo, he was
just too nice and not feared,

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so he just got overrun by orphans,
and everyone just took the piss.

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Yes! Yes!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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- Just a bit less power now.
- Well, exactly.

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If I meet it in the middle,
then I'll get there.

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Yes.

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All right?

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- I was just playing a bit of golf.

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Cos it's fun.

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That was very good indeed.

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Kurtan, it's so good to see you!

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Erm, Vicar, Sophie. Sophie, Vicar.

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Hi, Sophie,
lovely to meet you at last.

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It's lovely to meet you, too, Vicar.

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Good.

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Yeah, pretty good. Probably the best
I've been in a long time...

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- Look at that! Look at that!
- That's brilliant.

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I'm so happy for you both.

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Kurtan's all was going on
about you, Vicar.

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Is he?
- Yeah.

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That's not...

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You know, Kurtan,
you can pop in any time

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to see me for a cup of tea
and a catch-up.

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Don't really like tea.

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Well, just a catch up, then.

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Don't really like catching up.
It's not my thing.

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Well, I'm running Secret Cinema Club
on Thursday,

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if you two wanted to come.

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We're doing Grease. It should be fun.

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I love Grease.

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- So do I.
- That's my favourite... We'd love to.

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Would you? That would be great.
Well, you should definitely come.

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- Yeah, we will.
- Yeah, fine. Whatever.

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- Great!
- All right. Yeah.

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- So nice to meet you.
- And you, Sophie. That's great.

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But if you want to pop in before then,

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- Kurtan, you know where I am.
- Yeah.

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Sticking your nose
in everyone's business...

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Yeah, but he seems really nice!

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Yeah, cos he's a sociopath.
That's what they all want you to think.

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It's all just an act.

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I just watched this video

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of this girl doing a random
act of kindness on YouTube.

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She basically paid for this
old man's shopping at the till.

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And this old man was, like,
about 90 years old.

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And he's so fucking old, like,
you could see through his skin.

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And he just starts
bawling his eyes out.

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He's like, "You're fucking joking me,
this ain't fucking real life."

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I just thought... I want to
make someone feel like that.

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Cos that's... I really...
That's what I want to do.

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What?

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What?!

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As a random act of kindness.

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As a random act of kindness!

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I don't know what she's talking about,
cos I do wipe my arse properly.

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OK?

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No, listen. Right, if I turn my phone off,
right, Soph,

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that means I don't want to talk to anyone,
not just you.

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Yeah, I just want a bit
of Kurtan time.

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You know

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Yeah, OK, fine, then.

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Whatever.

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Yeah. Bye.

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Fucking hell.

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Cannot believe that.

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So I turned my phone off, right,
for literally, like, two days.

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She's going absolutely
mental about it,

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going, "I thought you were dead.
I was going to call the police."

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I'm not dead. Just can't be arsed to
text her sometimes.

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You know

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Problem is, when we first started
dating, I set the bar too high,

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cos I was just texting her
the whole time,

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but that was because I wanted
to reel her in.

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But now the fish is in the net,

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I ain't going to keep throwing
worms at it.

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Cos that's a waste of worms.

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You know, correct me if I'm wrong,

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but four texts a day
is complete madness.

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No-one can keep up with that.

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Not even Giffgaff.

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So, Slugs updated his Facebook
status this morning,

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saying how his PlayStation broke
and how gutted he was, and that.

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So I thought I'd do my very own
random act of kindness for him,

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because perhaps I have been quite
harsh to him in the past, you know?

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I mean, he's not that annoying,
it's just...

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He just needs to learn not
to breathe out of his mouth,

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cos that just winds everyone up.

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Hello!

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Erm...

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Sorry, is Slugs in?

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Michael.

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Me and Michael have been going out
for nearly a year.

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It's going well.

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Really well.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- So, I heard your PlayStation broke.
- Yeah.

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- It's really sad.
- It sucks, man.

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Really sucks.

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But I've got a little surprise for you,

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because I know how harsh life
has been to you.

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Cos it has been really harsh,
you know,

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and you deserve happiness just as much as
the next man, don't you?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Which is why, as a random
act of kindness,

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I am giving you my PlayStation.

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Thanks.

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Hello. You happy with that

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah, thanks.

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Yeah?

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Hello.

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Sorry, Slugs...

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Can I speak to Slugs, please?

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Michael?

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Is he coming?

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- Yeah.

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He is coming? Right. OK.

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Is there a problem here?

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With what?

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Well, I've just given you a PlayStation

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and it just doesn't feel like
you're that grateful for it.

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- I am.

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- Yeah.

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Because it doesn't really feel like that,
that's the thing. At all.

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It's a PS3.

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Yeah. Because... I get...

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That's way I've given you my PS3,
because it was broke,

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that's the whole point
of this whole thing.

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No...

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My PS4 is broken.

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My PS3 is in the garage.

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I just... I'll just have it back.

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Sorry, Kayleigh, can you just pass me
my PlayStation back?

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That would be absolutely great.
Thank you very much.

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- No, you can't keep the controllers,

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because, you know,
it was a whole thing...

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- That's the whole point in...

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Yeah, whatever. Fine.

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Just eat your toast and breathe
at the same time,

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like you usually do,
because that is disgusting,

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and, you know, you have no manners. Fine.

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The fact is, you did
something nice for someone.

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Am I doing something nice
for someone?

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Because it doesn't really feel like it,

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because I'm not getting
great feedback from it.

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But, Kerry, look, doing kind
gestures for people

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is not about getting recognition.

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It's about doing
kind things selflessly.

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- I am doing kind things selfishly.
- No - self-less-ly.

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What does "selflessly" mean?

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Well, it means you don't need
people to be grateful

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for the kind things you do -

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you do it anyway,
because it's the right thing to do.

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Right...

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So, like, when you're at Tesco's
and using the self-service checkouts,

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and the machine gives
you your change,

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and it says,
"Please take your change,"

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and you say, "Thank you,"

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and you know it can't hear you
say thank you, cos it's a robot,

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but you say thank you anyway,
because it's the nice thing to do...

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Um... Yes, well, sort of.

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- Yeah.
- Yep.

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I get it. I get it,
I get it, I get it, I get it.

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Cheers, thanks for that, Vics.

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- No problem.
- Thank you.

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Thank you, Kerry, bye.

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That will be £4, please. There we go.

250
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Talking to the vicar really helped,

251
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,360
so, I decided,
as a random act of kindness,

252
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,880
I'm going to do security
for him at his Grease cinema night.

253
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,720
OK. You're all good.

254
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,360
If you'd like to go on through,
just up and on the right, OK?

255
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,920
- Checking for knives and shit.

256
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,680
I really don't think
that's necessary.

257
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,640
It is, if my enemies know I'm here.

258
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,560
I was at midnight Mass one year,
right,

259
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,920
someone got tipped off I was there.

260
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,200
As I was coming out the church,

261
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,400
someone tries to shoot
me with a crossbow.

262
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,160
OK, Kerry. Right.

263
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,000
- Another thing.

264
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,040
Just to let you know,

265
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,040
I changed all the light bulbs
in the toilet to UV,

266
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,440
so if we get any smack-heads
tonight,

267
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,480
they won't be able to see their veins
when they're shooting up.

268
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,040
Super. Right, um...

269
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,720
Just... Sorry about that.
Just the one ticket?

270
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,360
All right?

271
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,200
Why are you not dressed up?

272
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,000
- I thought you were joking.
- No.

273
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,120
That's the whole point
of Grease cinema night -

274
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,120
you dress up as, like,
the people from the film.

275
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,720
Well, I haven't seen the film, have I?

276
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,720
That's why I came here -
to watch the fucking film

277
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,240
- like a normal human being.
- All right! Just go inside, then.

278
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,640
Come on.

279
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,160
My God. Is that Slugs?

280
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,120
- She looks great.

281
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,360
She can't walk in those shoes!
Fucking 'ell.

282
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,560
- Bambi on ice.

283
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,840
- Hey, guys.

284
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,160
Doing good.

285
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,080
- Yeah.

286
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,200
- Am I glad to see you!

287
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,280
Why?

288
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,760
This

289
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,800
- This whole...

290
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,400
It's embarrassing.

291
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,400
- Yeah.

292
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,280
Don't know what party you're at,
this one's banging, mate.

293
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,840
Look at everyone, look at them.

294
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,440
- You ain't dressed up.
- You ain't dressed up.

295
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,480
Yeah, I am. I'm security.

296
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,760
You look like Andy Fordham.

297
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,400
Who's that?

298
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,320
Fat darts player, basically.

299
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,280
Well, I don't care,
cos I'm enjoying myself.

300
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,240
I do miss spending time
with Kurtan, actually.

301
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,440
I suppose that's a bit selfish of me,
really,

302
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,400
cos he's got his own life to live, but...

303
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:47,080
..you know, it's just so good
to see him so happy with Sophie.

304
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,280
I don't even know
why you're getting so upset.

305
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,640
I di...

306
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,000
I've made an effort by coming here
tonight. I didn't want to come.

307
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,680
Do you understand that?
But I still did.

308
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,480
You don't give a shit about me.

309
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,480
I make such an effort,
and now you don't give a shit.

310
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,600
When I look at Slugs and Kayleigh,
I think that's all that I want.

311
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,000
That is insane.

312
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,600
It's not. He was dancing,
he was making an effort.

313
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,960
- Yeah, like a fucking Boohbah.
- And you still haven't let me know

314
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
if you're coming to my parents'
barbecue on Sunday.

315
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,840
I've asked you, like, three times...

316
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,200
Hey, hey, hey!
This is Mr Belding.

317
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,760
What have I told you kids
about loitering in the corridors?

318
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,840
Sorry, mate, who are you?

319
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,200
Ian.

320
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,680
Ian, right, I'm just having
a very serious chat

321
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,400
with my girlfriend right here,

322
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,360
and what you've just done is really
inappropriate, mate, all right?

323
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,280
- Sorry, mate.

324
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,080
Fuck!

325
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,200
Do you not wanna be with me?

326
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,240
Mr Belding, that... That's
Saved By The Bell, that's not Grease.

327
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,120
He's got that totally wrong.

328
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,240
Sorry...

329
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,400
What did you say?

330
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,120
Fucking prick.

331
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,480
Fuck.

332
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,160
Mr Belding!

333
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,080
Pfft.

334
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,080
He's... He's gonna be embarrassed
about that in the morning.

335
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,000
Sophie dumped Kurtan last night,
so he's in a bit of a state.

336
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,520
I had to wheel him here
from his house in an Asda trolley,

337
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,320
cos he was just too
heartbroken to move.

338
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,440
It's a shame, cos I'd just finished
writing my best man speech.

339
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,840
But...

340
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,640
"When I first saw Sophie

341
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,800
"I thought, 'Wow, Kurtan's really
punching above his weight.

342
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,360
"'He'll never be able
to hang on to her!'

343
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,400
"But he has,
and I've never seen him happier."

344
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,640
You all right?

345
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,480
Kurtan?

346
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,120
Kurtan, mate?

347
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,440
Yeah, I...

348
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,040
I just need to sort my shit out.

349
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,000
And try and fix things.

350
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,120
Yeah, it is hard seeing
Kurtan like this,

351
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,120
but when someone's down,
there's nothing better

352
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,840
than a little random
act of kindness,

353
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,200
and I know exactly
how to fix things.

354
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,040
Sometimes you don't know what you got
until you ain't got it any more.

355
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,680
Like Blockbuster's.

356
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,560
I just took 'em for granted -
and then, one day, gone,

357
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,520
and you spend ages trying to figure out
what went wrong,

358
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,320
and then you realise
it was your fault all along.

359
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,680
It's all right, Kurtan.

360
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,520
Not Blockbuster's,
that... that was online piracy,

361
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,160
and lack of vision upstairs,
in the boardroom.

362
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,840
It's just... like...

363
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,880
..after not going to
Swindon College and that...

364
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,240
...when I ducked out, I just thought
that I'd let you down.

365
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,320
Of course you didn't.

366
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,800
Is...

367
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,640
Is that why you've not
been coming to see me?

368
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,320
- Yeah.
- Kurtan.

369
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,600
Well, that and...

370
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,800
...the cress that we sowed together
in the village hall kitchen,

371
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,560
I've actually been having
nightmares about it,

372
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,640
because I haven't watered it in so long,

373
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,520
and in my dreams,
the cress is so thirsty,

374
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,640
it's dying like a starving dog,
and it's just going,

375
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,560
"Kurtan just left me to die."

376
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,480
Kurtan, don't... Don't worry, it's fine.

377
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,760
I've been watering it.

378
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,360
- Yes.

379
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,800
- Yes.

380
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,600
That's...

381
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,200
That's amazing.

382
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,480
I'm sorry you've been worrying so much
about it.

383
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,880
- I really am.
- I have.

384
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,160
It's just so stupid.

385
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,520
- I just know it's so stupid...
- You mustn't feel stupid.

386
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,840
I wish you'd come and told me
all this earlier.

387
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:49,040
Yeah, just had a great chat
with the vicar and, honestly,

388
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,040
I feel so much better now
everything's sorted.

389
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,480
I feel bad for slagging him off,
because that was bang out of order...

390
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,160
...and for posting a picture of him
on that German porn site, but...

391
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,320
I can probably take that down, I think.

392
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,120
I feel like a prat about the cress,
as well, but...

393
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,320
You don't need to feel
silly about that.

394
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,360
You don't believe how much I stress...

395
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,440
I've been stressing
about it so much.

396
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:18,520
Yes, it's great having Kurtan back,
I've really missed him. Um...

397
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:24,040
...but just between you and me,
his cress... did die, um,

398
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,640
but I don't think he's quite
ready to hear that just yet.

399
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,160
I just think I was in denial about
a lot of shit, even Soph,

400
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,960
and I was taking it out on the vicar,
even though it weren't his fault.

401
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,280
Thinking about it now, me and Soph
just weren't right for each other.

402
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,960
I'm just going round Kerry's house.

403
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,120
She really wants me to come over.

404
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,720
Yeah, probably be nice to hang out
with her again, just us two.

405
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,680
Like the old days, really.

406
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,040
Hi.

407
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,600
What are you... doing here?

408
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,320
- Well, Ker called me...
- I called her.

409
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,640
Right.

410
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,120
OK.

411
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,640
So, do you wanna talk? Cos this is just...
This is so silly.

412
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,640
- It is so silly.
- Yeah, it's just...

413
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,040
It is what it is, though, really.

414
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,280
So...

415
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,480
Do you wanna go outside?

416
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,800
- Give her a kiss!

417
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,280
What for?

418
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,760
I thought you said you wanted
to fix things.

419
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,720
- I... don't... remember saying that.
- You did.

420
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,200
You told me you wanted to fix things.

421
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,560
He did.

422
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,320
I did, yeah, but...

423
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,640
...with... with the vicar.

424
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:59,040
So, you definitely don't wanna
fix things with... her?

425
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,600
Nah.

426
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,840
Sorry.

427
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,200
Um...

428
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,080
Yeah.

429
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,520
Probably should go now.

430
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,080
OK, see ya.

431
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,280
Sorry, can I just get round you?

432
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,760
Thanks.

433
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,800
I'm so sorry...

434
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,280
...but...

435
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,560
...is it all right if you leave my house?

436
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,440
It's just I only kind of know you
through Kurtan.

437
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,520
Is that OK?

438
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,960
Yeah?

439
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,560
So sorry about that.

440
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,040
Ooh...

441
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,520
- See ya.
- Bye.

442
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,160
I'm not quite sure what...

443
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,800
Cos I must have read that
completely wrong there.

444
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,800
It's her own fault, actually,

445
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,000
cos she led me down this path.

446
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,960
You know?

447
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,280
I...

448
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,840
She was sort of doing it to me,
that's the thing.

449
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,640
She was going to me, "Oh," you know,
"you get us back together."

450
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,640
It is not really my fault, is it?

451
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,520
I think she's just
living in a dream world.

452
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,440
She wanted it to go that way,

453
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,680
and it just wasn't gonna
go that way.

454
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,080
She even got me thinking
that they'd get back together...

455
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,240
..but that's manipula....
manipulative people... do that.

456
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,200
And he's better off without her.

457
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,960
Yeah.

458
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,440
- Kurtan, not bad. Bit more power.
- Yeah.

459
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,440
Your go, Kerry.

460
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,920
- Rubbish.
- Er, Kurtan, please.

461
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,960
That wasn't rubbish,
that was a good effort.

462
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,400
See?

463
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,240
- That wasn't much to write home about.

464
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,640
- She just kicked it!
- No, I didn't.

465
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,400
- Kerry...
- I saw you kick it!

466
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,120
- Just a minute. Kerry...
- You can't kick...!

467
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,480
Kerry, don't be silly, look.

468
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,200
- Play fair, or you can sit out.
- No, honestly, cos...

469
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,160
- Come on.
- Don't...

470
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,440
I'll just tell him about the cress, then,
shall I?

471
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,160
Kerry, please.

472
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,200
What about the cress?

473
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,040
Nothing, Kurtan. It's fine.

474
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,440
- I'm just gonna take this shot.

475
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,600
It's fucking dead, isn't it?

475
00:24:48,305 --> 00:25:48,574
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